Tuesday, February 13, 2007

smells like pornography... and phlegm from my cold...


before i begin with the dvd info i'm jazzed about, let me go on record as saying that i'm tired of these self-proclaimed, "nerds," going on record of how they hate, "heroes," and that it would never work as a comic, and a hacky version of, "lost..." look... if you don't like the show, fine, don't watch it endlessly and then bitch about it on the internet, have me read your bullshit, and expect not to get emotionally irritated... when it comes down to it, jack bauer could kick all your joss whedon loving, indi-fuck scene kid asses...


PORKY'S LIVES ON!

this is coming out in may in a bundled edition with, "porky's 2: the next day," and, for the first time ever on dvd, the third film in the trilogy, "porky's revenge."


part of me is glad i never bought the generic ones on dvd and held out with the hope that a special edition would come out. i know, i know... how pathetic is a guy when he holds out for an ultimate "porky's" dvd?..


you have to understand something though. my father introduced that film series to me at an early age, around the same time i experienced cheech and chong, and forever my life would be changed...


not just because i had seen tits... hell, i saw plenty of tits in, "revenge of the nerds."


no, porky's was my first example of real ballsy comedy, and original sight gags.


OTHER THINGS TO COME...
apparently, "spiderman 2.1," is coming out april 4 with eight minutes of never before seen footage added back into the film... i won't buy it, but i'll rent it out of morbid curiosity... i loved both spiderman flicks, aside from the twat that played mary jane, but i'm tired of raimi putting out all this point 1, or point 0 infinity editions... pick a format, and leave it alone.


also coming out is a, "knocked up," edition of, "the 40 year old virgin."


okay, now this one, i'll buy. because there wasn't a sentence in the fucking film, let alone performance from seth rogan or that old indian guy, that didn't have shit tweaking out of my butthole...

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